Thursday, November 30, 2006
Feeling a little less emo...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENYUAN!!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DICKSON!!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CHI HEEM!!! Pai seh.. Forgot to sms u all happy birthday. Kind of slipped my mind while i was emo-ing. Great to have known you guys!! Wenyuan & Dickson! Fellow LOTL!!! Haha! Shall celebrate our births in our usual hangout! LAN SHOP! HAha! Hope that we LOTL members will still continue to meet up here & there! So sorry guys! I lost touch wif dota!! ArGhZ! Nvm! To death shall we part! HAha! Chi Heem! Fellow hou-gang! HAha! Always taking 55 home wif me last time. All the best for a lvls dude! HAha!
Well, feeling better today.. Not so emo. Perhaps after much emo-ing & thinking, some sense did get to me. Attachment isnt all that bad afterall! Though repetition do bring abt loss in motivation & productivity (econs), but still, it is a nice exposure. Maybe i m just not adapted to the 'boring' lifestyle of working yet. But think i m getting closer, starting to understand it slightly better. I told myself to look forward to gg for attachment, & not loathe it & hope tat there will an accident which will cause me to be absent from it. Choose to believe that it worked. For some reason, i think i will miss the attachment after it ends tmr. My mentors are nice ppl. Want to talk to them, but found it quite hard. I nv did hv wonderful social skills. Anw, still grateful that they entered my life & enriched mine. Hope that they will succeed in their future endeavours! Tmr is my last day! Hope everything will go well!
Missing other stuff for attachment isnt as bad as i think too. Though there r still things that i hv to do for co, i m sure it will work out. I just hv to believe in myself, & stop thinking negative. Know many around me who often think negative. Only 1 advice, STOP! HAha!
6 more day! SO EXCITING! Missing tippers! Cant join them tmr. :( We will have loads of fun! HAha!
1+ more hours to go. bye 16.
posted @22:12
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
7 days!
Exactly 7 days later at this very moment, i will most prob be spending time wif tippers either shopping in a night market or crapping in a hotel room! HAha! Cant wait! So exciting!
Lots in my mind, but difficult to put into words. My ability to express myself wasnt strong since young. Prefer to keep the post short & not say anything.
:)
posted @23:03
Monday, November 27, 2006
Just thinking..
A lot going thru my mind now. From attachment to sch activities, from classmates to tippers. Many too inconvenient to blog. Perhaps thoughts should always remain as thoughts. That's how we work.
Let's just say today's attachment didnt go well for my thoughts.
Let's just say things that happened didnt go well for my thoughts.
Let's just say what i hv read from other ppl's blog didnt go well for my thoughts.
Let's just say that fond memories & long talks stirred up my thoughts.
Whatever it is, i can prove only one thing. If u think u think too much, think again. Time will heal everything. It seems that it doesnt apply to some ppl. Yet, time is the only other valuable thing we hv apart from our life. Those who hv sought their lives for healing hv unfortunately seize to exist. Believe in time, for they only hv 1 face unlike ppl.
Only thing that i can look forward now:
Countdown to taiwan trip - 9 days!!!
P.S.
I m missing too much things i hv once taken for granted.
I m beginning to rethink the path that i hv chosen.
I m trying to force it upon myself.
But, is it all too late?
posted @22:58
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Musics..
Parents was nagging at me the night before, so had to keep my post short. Looks like today's the same again.
Attachment continues tmr. Spending 1 hr to & then 1 hr again from nus everyday seem so norm all of a sudden. 1 hr alone, listening to nth but bustling footsteps, mrt door toot toot toot & the familiar voice going 'doors closing...' Even though an mp3 is a luxury i dun hv, i hv happily converted my hp into a mini-mp3 player wif the songs below in it. So these 15 songs hv officially became my talking buddy on the train. Just that they need no replies, just your ears. Talk abt anti-social behaviours..
Limited memory in my hp. 15 songs out of an entire folder of songs. Every song reminds me of someone.
- Be My Escape - Reliant K (Reminds me of weeling coz her hp ringtone is tis song. Deb sent me tis song though.)
- Wu Niang - Jolin Tsai (TIPPERS! Haha! Wu Niang simply rox! The dance rox too! Xuan Zhuan, Tiao Yue! HAha!)
- Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (Singapore Idol! Deb sent me the song during singapore idol season!)
- Beautiful Love - Afters (Nice song! Again, deb sent me the song!)
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco (Mao Lin. He likes tis song. The mtv is weird but nice!)
- Your Call - Secondhand Serenade (Xuan. She is in luv wif the song.)
- Who Knew - Pink (Fiona. She sent me the song.)
- Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson (Fred. He sent me the song.)
- Definitely Maybe - FM Static (Xuan. She sent me the song.)
- Inside Your Heaven - Carrie Underwood (Fred. He sent me the song.)
- Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield (Fiona. Her blog song.)
- What I Go To School For - Busted (Mao. DAmm funny song! HAha!)
- The Roof Is On Fire - Cake (Lina! Damm funny song too!! HAha!)
- No Sleep Tonight - The Faders (Fiona. She sent me the song.)
- Numb - Linkin Park (Liang. He sent me the song.)
Looking forward to my date wif the 15 of them tmr morning. Fate has brought me to the songs, just like how it has brought me to know those ppl who sent me the songs.
Class outing at vivo city! Haha!
Happy Feet Penguin! SO CUTE!!!
Fred's artistic photographic skills at work!
Elise's turn at taking photos!
We saw a rainbow! So cool! Haha! We sorta saw the sunset too! HAha! Just tat we were facing south. :p
Fate
Fate
Fate
posted @22:45
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Music rox my life! I cant imagine life without music. It's the only thing that accompanies me when i m all alone.
- Be My Escape - Reliant K
- 舞娘 - Jolin Tsai
- Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
- Beautiful Love - Afters
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
- Your Call - Secondhand Serenade
- Who Knew - Pink
- Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
- Definitely Maybe - FM Static
- Inside Your Heaven - Carrie Underwood
- Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
- What I Go To School For - Busted
- The Roof Is On Fire - Cake
- No Sleep Tonight - The Faders
- Numb - Linkin Park
The track list on my hp. Shall blog more abt it tmr.
posted @23:59
Friday, November 24, 2006
TIP!!!
Wheee!! Having conference call wif tippers!! Just look at the number of ppl in the conference!!!
(In order of appearance)
1) ME!
2) Johnathan Foong
3) Zhi Xuan
4) Fiona
5) Jonathan Liang
6) Mao Lin
Haha! Yinghan also wants to enter the convo! But then max only 6 ppl can conference! ArGhZ! Why got limit one?!?! Haha! Nvm! Shall let her join us when 1 person has to leave! Afterall, she sleep damm late mah! Haha!
Today! Today! Today! TIP dance rehersal! Chiong down from vj aft co at 1200 to hci wif mao, foong, daphne (she went to meet her friend). Weeling, bryan, yousian & liang were at parkway & joined us on 48 down to hci. Changed bus after newton. Dance rehersal was AMAZIN! Haha! We r the ONLY jc to change our dance item! Though it was quite messy, but i think the other jcs were simply amazed by our dance! Just nid a little more prac! Haha! We were so overjoyed wif our new dance! Haha! Even gi was impressed wif our dance! Haha! Think we did really great! Haha! We crapped a lot too! Aft tat was orientation wif all the tippers from other jcs! Played orientation games like double wacko & da feng chui! HAha! Had fun! Haha! Dun hv much time to interact wif the other ppl, only got to know their names. Hope get to know them better in taiwan! Anw, aft the rehersal, went to bishan to eat & talk cock! Haha! DAmm fun! Though it's always the usual 8, but it's still damm fun! HAha! Should hv more of such 'talks'! Haha! So interactive!
It suddenly came to me that life would feel very weird without the tippers. I cant imagine jc life without tippers!!! Haha! Life will be so boring without them!!!
Anw, got sian of talking abt attachment. Shall talk abt it some other day. Tippers r the only thing in my mind now. Shall not let happy memories be disrupted by emo stuff. Haha!
Still hving conference call! Haha! Got the video of our dance rehersal in hci today from xuan! Haha! OMG! We really rox la! Haha! I screwed up like crazy lo! HAha! Then those ppl recording the video was commenting like crazy! Haha! Could hear wat they were saying lo! Haha! Must go show off the dance aft we r more familiar wif it & video it down! HAha!
Pics! Actually only got 1 la.. :p
Our luggage IC! Foong! Wif the zhonglun-ers! Haha!
Mao gave me this youtube link! Damm funny!
Continue talking! Haha!
posted @23:59
Thursday, November 23, 2006
3rd day of attachment
http://www.flickr.com/photos/victoriajc/sets/72157594386737903TIP photos taken (during phase 1 when our buddies were in singapore) by mdm teo's camera.
Bring back fond memories!
ROFLMAO when i saw some of the pics, esp the one when the guys did the V signs with a straight face!
TIP dance rehersal at xuan's house today went well.
Found that i missed quite a lot not gg for the past few tip meetings (everything from dance steps to gossips), but luckily managed to catch up most of it, i hope...
Rushed down from NUS & totally skipped dinner.
My dinner was 2 min dounuts (finger size), 1 small bread, 2 slices of watermelon & 1 cup of milo which was suppose to be my supper which my mom prepared coz she was afraid i would get hungry aft dance rehersal.
Thank you mummy!
3rd day of attachment & i made a crital mistake that required me to redo my 3-4 hrs of hardwork.
Imagine redo-ing all 600+ images that i hv earlier done!
ArGhZ!
EMO TIME!
Life sux when everything seem to be happening at the same time.
I even hv smses & phone calls during my attachment asking me to do stuff..
Working & attachment sux! Esp if it's done alone.
Starting to ponder about the path i hv chosen.
Sometimes i feel that the paths i hv chosen dun seem to end in the same place.
It's the feeling of being jacks of all trade but master of none.
& that feeling sux.
Thinking is good if concrete solution arises, which usually happens.
It is detrimental however when we r trapped in our mind's vicious cycle.
Learn to let it go at times.
Wonder if i m able to do it myself.
Shall mimic hongzhou's blogging style for today..
Off to sleep..
Attachment again tmr..
P.S. Think that the pimples on my face is the indication of how much i have been thinking. More pimples, more brainwaves.
posted @00:23
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
2nd day of attachment
Only posted my previous post today. Why? Coz blogger had some prob yesterday night after i completed my post. So i saved it in microsoft word & posted it today. Haha! In case anyone was attentive enuf. :p
Anw, 2nd day of attachment at nus. Felt much better compared to my 1st day. Shall spare the details again due to its sensitive nature. Think i sorta adapted myself to the environment. I must say that it is a brand new experience for me. No more lab work, no more classroom environment, no more lecture grps.. Just me & the computer. Wanted to find a job as a data logger, sitting in an office whole day instead of doing sales. Had enuf experience helping my mom during her sales. (though i slacked quite a lot too! :p) Think i got close to wat i asked for. Only hope that it will get better.
Cleared the backlot of processing my 600 images. Next, i had to segment another 600 images. Meaning? Combine them together to form a slideshow containing wat u want. Layman's term: Extract wat u want, discart wat u dunwan. Quite fun initially. But when it came to filling up empty spaces in the vertebrate images 1 at a time, it sux. :p Hope i can complete all 600 by tmr. Am at the halfway mark.
Wanted to join the tippers today aft my attachment. They were gg ps spotlight (ps got spotlight meh?) to get our dance shirts, but mummy wanted to bring me to heartland mall to get my cargo pants. So went home, ate dinner b4 gg out to buy my pants. Cheaper than yousian's & foong's one. :p Anw, the worst thing happened when i got home. My mom discovered that my dad has a cargo pants tat fit me perfectly. Crap. Wasted our money! aRgZh!! Nvm, shall make most of the money by wearing it more often. :p
Chionging down to xuan's house tmr aft my nus attachment for dance rehersal. Hope that tmr will be an eventful day! Staring at computer from 10 to 5, alone from 5 to 6+, before hving fun wif tippers aft 6+. Co tmr too! Sec 4s going! But i m not going. :( Never mind. Managed to get leave for friday. Shall go on friday to see then! :p
I hate fate.
Fate has a corny way to say hi.
Stumbling over obstacles it lay.
I wept.
kk.. i m not poetic..
How i wish i can be someone else for a change. That way, i can obtain tat character of his that i have always been envious of, & also any skills that the person has. I would also be able to know how he thinks abt me (the original me). Weird how everyone wants to know how others think of themselves, and when we cant (for obvious reasons), we enter a state of manufacturing self-illusioned thoughts. Extreme cases can lead to low self-esteem, lack of confidence, depression, hallucination or even craziness. Perhaps hving superpowers isnt such a bad thing afterall.
Congrats to ray hng for making it thru the preliminary round of bio olypiad! JIA YOU! Do VJC proud! Haha! U hv my support! Haha! I give u moral support! HAha!
Stepping into adult life sux.
It's all abt being alone, independent, doing the right thing.
Why cant we just remain young forever, basked in the warmth of family, relatives & friends.
If life will get worse than it currently is, sux is an understatement.
Before i go off, it's strange to think that ppl r dying of heat stroke & dehydration in africa under the hot sun while we r here contributing to global warming by using aircon. Pls! I m nearly freezing my butts off! Why cant we just enjoy natural air. Oh! I forgot! Our natural air is polluted. So that gives us the right to continue polluting. A vicious cycle? We r bound to die, so y?
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Countdown to:
TIP orientation - 3 days
Taiwan trip! - 15 days
Christmas - 34 days
posted @23:31
Monday, November 20, 2006
1st day of attachment
YOU ARE AN IDIOT ANN SIONG!!!
Why did i give up my a star attachment for this nus attachment??
Shall not go into the details...
So, 1st day of attachment. Found out that it is free & easy, meaning i can enter & leave as & when i pls. Was provided with a desktop with internet access, coz i will be needing it for most of the tasks. Was asked to wait while they prepared the data i was gonna work wif. So these was wat i did before lunch:
1) Login to web messenger
2) Talked to fred
3) Played Solitaire
4) Completed miniclip soduko (medium)
5) Blog hopped like crazy
Then just before lunch, i was given the data in several CDs. Copied them to the hard-drive before leaving for lunch. My 2 mentors were very nice! Very friendly! Prof Chui & Zhang Han! Haha! Prof Chui told me that chinese was considered the main speaking medium in nus since most of the ppl there where either from china or india. So i practically spoke chinese the whole time! Haha! Good training before going to taiwan!! Haha! Chatted a bit over lunch, before gg back to 'play' wif my data. I was suppose to convert many 2D MRI scan images of the axis of the human body into a 3D image of the spinal cord. So first thing i had to do was to improve the contrast of the 2D images, coz they were all very dark. Sounds easy. All i had to do was to open adobe photoshop & improve the contrast by playing wif the 'levels' as it was called. 1 image took less than 1 min to process. Piece of cake. My foot! I have close to 600 images to process! So i sat down aft lunch from about 1.50 & didnt leave until 5.30... Think i hv 100+ more to go. Of course, i was blog hopping & chatting over msn here & there. :p I was bored! Imagine 3 hrs of doing *double-click, click, ctrl-shift-L, ctrl-L, click-drag(to the correct contrast), click, ctrl-shift-S, click, double-click, click, click, click, backspaceX5, click, click, click, click, click* repeat for each image. Tat makes close to 400 of them... Haha! I can remember every single step! Cool! Was half dead when i left. Suppose to watch step up wif chenrui, but was so dead & emo, i just wanted to be alone... Sparing you all the details...
Haiz.. Mom nagging liao.. She complains tat i shldnt be using the computer at home coz i hv been in front of the com the whole day during attachment. Haiz.. Looks like my posts will get shorter & shorter..
Sunday east zone concert was cool! 1st time for a very long time since so many vjco peeps sat down & ate together! Haha! Of course clayton did sth which resulted in a commotion. Haha! Shall not elaborate on it. Vjco peeps present will know! Haha! Chun was damm fast.. Think we gonna play at tat speed too. The song sorta lost it's nice-ness at such speed. Haiz..
SHIT!!! Think i misplaced sth important for vjco. ArGhZ! Pls! Pls! Pls! Pls hope that i find it! My head's on the chopping board!!!
I rmb saying tis to hongzhou on msn b4..
i dunwan tmr to come
i wan today to always remain today
& yesterday to be tmr
I am still sticking to wat i said. Hope it doesnt scare you hongzhou. :)
Found a new hobby today. Most suitable for someone who is feeling damm emo, just like how i was just now aft the attachment. Listening to songs in your mp3 (or in my case in my phone) while going home... Alone... Will have many chances to do that for the next few days. I thought i had lost my emo side. Think i found it back again. Gd luck to ann siong...
This post is meant to be emo, but cant seem to get emo. Think i cooled down since just now. Sorta planned wat i wanna type on the mrt, but then forget liao. Many details no filled in above. Dun see a point to do so. It hurts to bring back unpleasant memories. Tmr shall be a better day.
posted @23:07
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Wilful thinking
There! As promised! A picture of us tippers at junction 8 cafe cartel before we went for briefing at rjc.
Met foong & yousin at bugis today to shop for cargo pants. In the end, only yousian & foong got their pants. I was low on budget & also couldnt find sth suitable. Well, i still hv tmr. Met joan & yinghan at bugis.
Went to vivo wif foong aft tat. Met yinghan there wif her mom as well! Vivo city may be big, but we kept bumping into them! Haha! Anw, found out from fiona's blog tat she was at vivo too! Haha! How coincidental can tat get?!?! Haha!
Tmr east zone co concert. Meeting weeling, mao & foong before hand to shop for cargo pants. Hope i can settle on one asap. Hope to find sth suitable for leon as well! Hope east zone co concert will be fun! Cant wait to hv dinner wif co peeps after tat! Haha!
Anw, think i look like crap now. Dunno y. Look at myself in the pic & mirror makes me feel weird all inside. My short hair looks crap. My pimples r exploding on my face! ArGhZ.. My face just doesnt seem to suit me. ArGhZ.. I m suffering from the failure of my outside!!! ArGhZ.. Just hope tat my hair will look better when it is longer, & tat my pimples will be gone soon. It just doesnt make sense. No exam pressure, but still.. Someone's playing wif me.. ArGhZ.. My skin so oily.. Think i can start my own power plant.
I prefer a hectic life to a slack life. Doing nth promotes wilful thinking that can be detrimental. Busy lifestyle instead would encourage active brain usuage that would prevent harmful & negative thought from surfacing, damaging self-esteem & personal values. Where is the perfect job i m looking for?!?! Tmr morning.. Classified ads...
posted @23:59
yawn...
Had the longest beauty sleep i ever had for a LONG time. Got home from tip briefing at rjc yesterday wif mummy at about 9+. Ate supper then went to bath. Dad came home to tell me that he didnt bring home his win xp laptop today. Didnt feel like using my win 98 desktop. Went straight to bed. So slept from like 10+ to 9+. About 11 hours. Haha! Much more compared to the 5,6,7 hours i had for the previous few nights. Felt so refreshing. Finally.. Weekends are here. Weekends are the only time i will be free until christmas. Next 2 week's weekdays will be occupied with attachment at nus. Flying off to taiwan on the 3rd week. Hvnt packed my luggage yet!!! ArGhZ.. Actually, having free weekends is bad. I m simply rotting my ass off. Actually, thought of working on weekends, but didnt really go find for a job. Few reasons actually. Firstly, who would hire someone who can only work on weekends? Somemore only for 2 weeks. Secondly.. Secondly.. Kk.. Maybe it's just my inner-self telling me not to work. It's kind of a crappy reason. :p Anw, if a perfect job lands on my lap, i wouldnt hesitate to take it! Tat i can promise. :) Maybe i shld work aft i return from taiwan???
Meeting foong & yousian later to shop at bugis' 77th street for tip dance attire. Intend to scout for my buddy's presents as well! :) May end up gg vivo city, since i nv go vivo city b4. :p Finally, hope that i can find a shop wanting to hire 16-17 years old like me for the next 2 weekends.
Btw, photos of class bbq at fred's house can be found at fred's blog! Everyone's gg overseas! Deb just left yesterday to australia. Haha! Called her to ask her about loaning of blazers to find out that she was hours away from her flight. COOL! Haha! Enjoy yourself!!! Fred's gg Malaysia & Sydney too! YaY!! Presents presents presents! Haha! Wait.. I m gg taiwan too! YaaaY!!! Cant wait.. :) Think all the tippers will enjoy themselves at taiwan!!! :)
Yesterday co prac was horrible for me. Tby was only me & maolin. Thanks maolin for appearing, though u really really dunwanna come. Really thank you for it. Left side of the orchestra was virtually empty. Shall do better for subsequent practices. Wait.. Not shall.. MUST! I cant make it for anymore co prac until aft christmas! ArGhZ.. Hope next yr's batch will benefit tby greatly!
Went parkway after co prac to eat lunch wif mao & yinghan. Sorry teerapong, wilson, handoko & kenneth. Suppose to eat wif u all. NEvermind.. There's always next time! :) Went home to slack b4 gg to j8 to meet the tippers. They were studying in bishan library! Found out that my maths has definitely deproved like crazy! The revision exercise given to us to be done over the holidays seemed foreign. Foong was doing the questions as if they were nothing, & i was scratching my head most of the time. At least managed to solve 1 part of a pathetic qn at the end of the day. Of course, peeked at foong's ans before i solved it. Haiz..
Went j8 to slack at cafe cartel b4 gg to rj. Photos will be up tonite. Dad's laptop wasnt home yesterday...
Thus bio olympiad sux. Paper was 3 hrs 30 min long! Not inclusive of the 30 min break given in the middle of the paper & the time required to collect the papers. Paper was split into parts A,B,C,D. Parts A & B was 1hr 45min before a 30min break. Parts C & D was 1hr 45min aft the break. At least 1/4 of my answers were C. I figured that if i put C for all the qns i didnt know, i would have 1/5 a chance of getting those qns correct. Haha! Had fun shading Cs at the last 15min of each part. Haha! Pratical round on 5 dec. Not that i care. I will be bz packing my luggage on that day! :)
Joined mao & xuan at PS aft bio olympiad at NIE. From NIE to dhoby ghaut took close to an hour. Had to take 199 from NIE to boonlay mrt b4 taking all the way to outram then dhoby ghaut. The other tippers watched step up! NOOO!!! I wanna watch! But then couldnt make it in time. Nvm. Waited for xuan wif mao b4 we went carl's junior to slack till the others were done. Wanted to go vivo city but xuan didnt want. ArGhZ.. Make us wait for u for so long somemore! Shall try to go vivo today! :)
I didnt expect myself to say this, but tip seems to be a thorn in everyone's life. I cancelled my a star attachment for tip!!! But it came back to haunt me. Saw my supposed a star attachment buddy at bio olympiad. ArGhZ.. Did some mathematical calculations & found out tat if i went for the attachment, i would only miss the last 3 days of the attachment. Great... Nevermind that. I have already changed my attachment... Next week is 'intensive' tip dance week. Tues, wed & fri. Have to try to get leave from attachment for tues & fri. Fri maybe can. Tues highly unlikely. Imagine my first day of attachment on mon: 'Sorry, but can i b excused for tmr's attachment? Friday as well!' I can read my mentor's mind: 'Whoa! This guy very
BUSY ah? 1st day of attachment asking for leave le!' Haiz.. Not forgetting about other ppl. Liang's nick: 'Ironically, tip sux...' Joan also wants to work but hv to take leave for tip dance rehersals. Haiz.. Dunno if other tippers hv similar predicaments. Hope not. Anw, i made my choice already, & that's tip. Hv no regrets! That's wat many hv told me b4. (*winks* at fred) So wat if others cancel tip for attachment? So wat if i hv done the exact opposite as them? I love vjtippers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking forward to spending time wif friends on weekends if i really cant find a job. Forsee myself hving very little time wif them next year. Went to collect my sec 4 notes from my cousin yesterday aft rj briefing coz he just finished his o lvls. My auntie told me tat he was out 'wrecking havoc'. I told her that it was the same for me last yr. I still rmb watching harry potter at j8 wif yingkai, yongjian & clayton! Haha! Then she said 'good luck'. I was like 'mine's next year!' She continued wif her 'good lucks' even though i kept insisting that it was still early. It suddenly hit me that life is short. Before long, i will be ns, & meeting wif jc friends would be even less. A blink of an eye & i will be working soon, & i doubt we will ever meet. So.. I will cherish every single moment that i can get wif friends now. Never regret. Remember? Haha. So.. Anyone feeling sian & needing a friend to spend their time wif shopping or anything?? FIND ME!!! Haha!
Wheee!!! gtg! hv to wash socks & bath b4 gg out to meet foong & sian. Haha! Yes! Wash socks! I hv no maid! I hand-wash my socks & iron my own uniform! Haha! To those wif maids! Enjoy yourself! :)
Anw, rmb the mac's french fries photo earlier on? Put that as my display pic on msn & cuiying got hungry just seeing it. Haha! Even weiqin asked me to send him the pic! Oh ya! Weiqin is overseas wif ODAC ppl! Enjoy the outdoors wif friends weiqin! Haha!
Countdown:
To attachment - 2 days
To changi airport T2 - 18 days
posted @11:44
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Changes
I hv changed, to a point where even i nearly couldnt recognise myself. Sometimes, thinking about it is scary. Is it the work of life?
Today wasnt as pleasant as i thought it will be. What can i do about it? I can only hope for a better tmr. That's how life works. Life must go on. Thnx maziah for letting me understand this.
Went wif mao to chinatown for a haircut after co ended earlier. 'Life consist of shades of grey. However, a child can only see black & white'. Mao enlightened me on that. Grey...
Off to study campbell... Stay happy everyone! :)
posted @21:06
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Dunked..
Scratches on my left knee & left hand. Specs crooked with scraches on it (not visible, but i felt it scrape the floor). Only 1 thing. Kana dunked by 4 guys.
Say i m retarded. I actually brought spare clothes. Didnt intend to tell anyone about it, but fred found out. Crap. Shouldnt have changed my shirt at his house. So, bbq at fred's house with 06S33! YaY! Best attendance yet! Though it is quite segregated with guys on one side & girls on the other, we still enjoyed ourselves! (i hope :p) Suppose to plan our next gathering, but somehow, the planning got lost among our chattering. Oh! Not forgetting that the girls used my hp to sms maolin, who coincidentally called me when i was 'busy'. Haha! Should have more gatherings! Half of our time in vj has passed. Let's not wait another year to regret not having more gatherings.
Ben peeing in the pool! Neh.. Just a water jet that squirts out when ben covers the water pump in the pool. This was taken just b4 i got dunked. ArGhZ..
Campbell at page 100+. Decided to jump pages like crazy tmr after co prac. Think i wasted quite a lot of time re-reading what i have already learnt in the first 100+ pages. Shall study smart. Sok peng & han teng not intending to complete campbell. Dun think i will too. Less than a day left for campbell! Omg...
Hvnt prac my piano ensemble piece yet! ArGhZ! Coaching wif mr ku tmr! Msged manying to see if i can back out last min. Totally not prepared! Only practised once! & my sight-reading sux! ArGhZ! Hope that i can escape this time. Cant imagine myself sight-reading in front of mr ku! He will just suan or scold me till i rot in the piano room la! ArGhZ..
Co prac tmr too. Exco meeting 8am. Must wake up so early la! ArGhZ! Then prac till 3+. Hope tby attendance will be good tmr! Foong! Mao! Pls dun pon! Hope can get new pieces tmr!
Wanted to stay at home yesterday to read campbell. End up gg wif mom to police headquarters to help her sales. Feel that i m more of a hinderance than an aid to my mom. Always feel that whenever i m around, her sales would not be as good. As if i m jinx or sth.
Had to change my ic for a pass. Man.. Do i look like a police officer? HAha! Took this pic in the toilet! :p
Anw, went to buy new clothes for myself after that. First time spending $100+ for my clothes in one shot. Think they look quite nice! :p Haha! For attachment & taiwan. So, woke up, went out, came back, went online & played msn games wif liang till 3am. Didnt read campbell at all. Shucks...
Seriously, think that bio olympiad is xiong duo ji shao. I even hv thoughts of ponning bio olympiad for tip meeting. Haha! Nvm. Hope my lucky star is shining on me on thurs. Afterall, it's 200 mcq qns. I have a 20% chance of getting each qn correct. :p But getting all 200 qns correct, the possibility is like 0.00000000000........ Know what's the scary part? I pressed my calculator for the ans & it gave me a big fat 0 as an ans. Haha! Guess the preliminary round is a dead end for me! :p
Used at least 3 'hopes' above. Hope this, hope that, hope everything will go right. Why is it that we (at least i) always hope for things to happen? Is luck so much a factor as dilligence & perseverence? Come to think of it, my life has mostly been accompanied by luck. So many that i lost count. Do you believe in the presence of a higher being? Yes. It's luck. Hope luck will continue to stay beside me for my future endeavours. Perhaps believing in a higher being (like many ppl do) helps relieve depression & anxiety. Btw, fate=luck?? Think so.. :p
In case you noticed, my posts recently are done at 11:59pm zhun zhun. Haha! Not coz i time myself properly, but coz i tampered with the time/date settings coz i didnt want the post to be posted on the next day. It's 1:06AM now, 15 nov. Haha! 6 hrs of sleep b4 setting off to school. Later shall be a better day! Luck is not involved this time. I know. Coz i just know. :) You day will be better too! I know. I just know! :)
*snort*
posted @23:59
Sunday, November 12, 2006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA!!!
12 Nov! My dad's bday! Happy bday pa! U r the best dad in the world! I know that you really love me. They say that there r parents in the world that dunno how to express their great love to their children. I think my dad is one of them. He doesnt show it on the surface, but i know that he loves me - through all the small little things that he has done for me. Before the clock strikes 12, i would like to sincerely thank my dad for being the best dad in my past 16 yrs & wish him a really wonderful birthday! Hope that his wishes will come true (i think i know his wish :p) & that he stay cheerful & healthy always! You may have grown 1 year older, but in my eyes, u have grown 1 inch taller. Cheers to my dad!!!
Pei my dad the whole day today! Want him to enjoy his bday with his only son mah! :p Went with my dad for some talk by this taiwanese prof - prof sun an di. This health talk about immunity using natural herbs & food is organised by 958. My dad likes to hear such talks & then try to keep our family health by implementing those health advices. So, went to listen to the talk. Learnt quite a bit from it. Since he's a taiwanese prof, everything he said was in chinese. He talked abt amino acids, free radicals, lymphocytes, macrophages etc all in chinese. I had a hard time understanding it, but in the end, still could to a certain extent when he explained it further. Could imagine how it would be like having lessons in taiwan when i go over there in 24 days! Haha!
958 deejaes: Wang Di Chong & Hong Jing Yun
Speaker: Prof Sun An Di
Did you know that today is also Sun Yat Sen's bday! Haha! Omg! My dad felt honoured to share the same bday as such a lengendary person! Haha!
After the talk, my dad & i decided to have dinner at nearby lau pat sat after my mom said tat she didnt want to join us for dinner. We ate bbq-ed stuff coz my dad had a craving for them. Haha! Sambal fish, fried sotong, curry clam & chilly vege (cant rmb the name of vege). My pimples r so gonna explode! Haha! But had a nice time eating wif a dad. Come to think of it, it has been quite some time since father & son had a nice meal together. Went to visit ah po (my grandma) after tat. It has been quite some time since i visited her too! Had a great time talking to her! Haha! She was telling me the exact same things that my mom always tell me! "Dun get a gf now! Concentrate on your studies! Make your parents proud! Enter university!" Haha! Talking to my auntie was fun too! She shared some acne-prevention tips. :p Haha! Perhaps i really should heed my auntie's & dad's advice & visit my grandma more often! I shall do just that! :)
Some random photos...
The luggage that would follow me to taiwan! Haha! Cleaned it yesterday. It's my dad's one. He's the only one in the family that travels the most frequently! Think he has another similar luggage somewhere. I didnt want to waste money buying a new luggage. Hope it isnt too big or small. Had quite a hard time cleaning it. There were stains & stickers all over the outside. The stickers came out after some thorough rubbing, but the stains were persistant & refused to disappear. Will have to live with it.
Ever thought of combining 4 large fries together on 1 tray in macdonalds?
To those who have many events clashing in this coming holiday: Live life to your fullest! There is bound to regret no matter which course you take! The only thing that you can do is to enjoy the path that you have chosen, for you will be fulfilling your destiny! Remember, always look on the bright side of life! Friends will always be around you to give you support, help & cheering up if you ever need them!
Got this from jiawei's blog...
That pastor said that the scientist was being intellectually arrogant. I say that pastor is being religiously arrogant. What right does he hv to insult that scientist's grandchildren? Retarded piece of shit. As elise said, that pastor is a bad example of one & that religion & science is just filling in the questions that we humans have about life.
I dun hv a negative view on christianity, but neither do i hv a positive one. I think i m best left alone being a freethinker. It's weird seeing how one group of people is willing to devote so much time & effort to protect what they believe in, & another group spending equal amount of resources to rebutt those exact beliefs. As what i have always believed in: everyone is governed by their perception. If terrorists think that suicide bombing is ok, then it's ok to them. If rapists think that raping women is ok, then it's ok to them. If religious ppl think that trying to convert non-believers is ok, then it's ok to them. If free-thinkers like me think that life is worth living only once & we should live it to its fullest & not care so much about our afterlife, then that's wat i would believe in. Prof Sun said today, that future technology may result in people living up to 1200 years. Staying married for 60 years is not an easy feat. If technology wins, staying married for hundreds of years would become totally bizarre! Can u imagine being married for hundred of years? Is leading a wonderful afterlife really that great? Living in heaven, as some may perceive, would allow them to be in touch with god for eternity, leading a fulfilling life in heaven forever! Forever... I rather live mine to its fullest in 70/80 years & keep these as loving memories no matter where i go. Life is meant to last once, not forever.
From Cast Away:
I have no control over my life,
Then one day the tide gave me sails,
'Everyday a new tide comes in,
And with each tide comes hope.'
Keeping hoping! I believe in miracles. Not wholeheartedly, but still, i do.
posted @22:37
Friday, November 10, 2006
Another day..
CO prac today. As usual, tby poor attendance. MUST find a way to get ppl to start coming for prac! ArGhZ. Crap. Attachment & taiwan trip clash with co prac like crazy. Gonna miss 1 month worth of co prac. ArGhZ.. Was thinking of a saturday tby outing so tat sec 4s can know who the hell their tby sl is, since i m gonna miss a large chunk of the practices & the camp itself. Wonder if it will actually take place. Haha! Just hope that there is enuf pro sec 4s joining tby! Then dunnit to b so worried le.. Now, i m just hoping that there r pro ppl entering liuqin & zhongruan, & a few entering pipa & daruan to make up the numbers. Not so worried for pipa & daruan coz got foong & zhuangyuan, both of whom pon like crazy but are at least up to standard. Just hope that they turn up when required. :) Liuqin & zhongruan a little headache. Bryan working very hard! Hope it pays off! Junming seems ok, but needs a lot more prac! Wateva it is, tby need numbers! 2 of each instru is not really sufficient. Maybe joel's idea of getting a tby teacher is not a bad one aft all. Hmm.. Anw, chun & tian shan was relatively ok today though only abt 20 ppl turned up. Chun was definitely much better after hearing the mp3. Haha! I could feel it! Looks like there is still hope! Now just hope that we can find a suitable choice piece, & tat the set piece wun rely too much on suona or tby. :p Heard teachers not happy wif exco. Well, actually, think i procrastinate too much. Haiz.. Shall face the music then..
Tippers will once again unite in 26 days! It is weird, but often, only the vs guys & zhonglun-ers will turn up for tip gatherings. The rest will pop up every once & then though, but the 8 of us r usually the main core of the gatherings. Call us The 8 or sth! Haha! Hope all goes well to 6 dec. Gi wants to see us on tues. Haiz.. Tried on my dad's winter clothings yesterday. Managed to find quite a number of suitable ones & thus shall not let them go to waste. Xuan suggested us tippers gg sentosa/vivo city one day! YaY!! Cant wait! Hope tat my class gg sentosa/vivo city on tues too! Haha! Crap, cant go for class chalet coz of attachment! ArGhZ..
Bz Bz Bz.. Bio olypiad in 6 days & i hvnt touched cambell yet. It has about 1000+ pages. That's an average of 170 pages a day! Jia you ann siong!!! Right.. As if i can even clear the preliminary round. Haha!
I m shocked & disgusted! Fiona met with a se pei pei (pervert) in kbox! OMG! Cant believe tat such ppl still exist in current singapore society! Absolutely flabbergusted! Hope fiona & her friends r ok! Tat pervert better pay for his crime!
Just for laughs! Foong showed me this! Damm retarded! OMG! Taiwan shows are really damm funny & retarded la! Suitable for times like now, where u r simply rotting at home.. Haha! Think i will get punished like crazy if i m on the show. I cant stop laughing?!?!
Always look on the bright side of life!
*whistle whistle whistle*
Hope:
- Tat tby ppl dun pon co prac anymore without valid reasons! I know u all telling me tat it is sian, but pls go not coz u r being forced to, but coz u feel a need to go. Hope to see u all around! :)
- Everything goes well for me!
- Tat everyone is happy!
Shall start campbell tmr.. Shall start sleeping now..
posted @23:59
Thursday, November 09, 2006
GOONG!!!
Just finished watching goong over youtube! Crammed episodes 14 to 21 at deb's house after handing in i & r in the morning, before returning home to finish 22 to 24. One thing i learn: Never watch serial dramas with other ppl around, esp girls! They kept talking abt caijing's clothings, whether shinn or yul was hotter, how pitiful is hyorin. ArGhZ! Let me concentrate & absorb the ambience?!?! Worse! When i got home & got prepared to stay up late into the night to end the goong fever i hv, my mom popped in to join me! ArGhZ!!! She kept talking & talking & talking! She always liked to 'be the director', always predicting how it will turn out & how she herself can become a director herself! HA!!! Well, at least it proved my point that my mom dun understand us youngsters. Apart from scolding me for using msn in between the show, she also failed in her prediction of certain outcomes in the show. HA!!! :p Haiz.. Had watery eyes watching goong until my mom joined. It became just like watching any other shows. Haiz.. Yep, i know it's difficult to imagine a guy like me watching goong. So wat?!?! Goong rox! At least it sent me thinking. Very profound understandings lie behind some. Haha! Still cant forget some of the comments huayshan mentioned in deb's house! Haha!
PW officially came to an end. Dun know much abt the situation, but my condolences. I understand the feeling, but i guess i dun fully co-relate since nth of smilar magnitude has happened to me. Comforting the opposite sex was nv something that i could do, though i did want to do so. All i can do now is offer my blessings & hope that you would remain resilient & strong, like how you have been the whole morning. :) No matter how weak you may feel, you will always muster the courage to continue. The person i know wun succumb so easily to fragility. I wish you all the best! Take care!
TIP VIDEO! HAHA! A sudden video-making video has suddenly influenced us tippers! Pls enjoy them! & regarding hanteng's digust in the videos' low technical aspect, i only have 1 thing to say.. It's wat shown in the video triggering the pleasant memories that makes an excellent video. Technical superiority can be bought. Memories are priceless.
Fiona's video!!!
Liang's video to his buddy Dan!!! I think this is the best so far! Coz it's goong soundtrack! Esp like the back part!
Made one myself too, but dun think it's gd enuf. Shall upload it sometime soon i hope. Haha! Looking forward to more videos from tippers productions pte ltd! Haha!
Is it entertainment? Or is it simply stupidity? Either one, it's not exactly a brilliant move, be it accidental or on purpose. Not that i have any objections, but you have officially gained the title of 'most thick-skin person' in my eyes. & i thought others i knew before had skin as thick as a cow's hide. Urs is as thick as a concreate slab! Pls. A plea from a friend or a passerby. Pls try fit in & not do such stuffs again. I seek harmony, but u r simply asking for it. I dunwan friction to occur, but looking at u, hearing stuffs abt u, just makes me puke. Pls. For yourself, for us, for everyone...
Looking forward to chomp chomp again! Haha!
Countdown to:
Class bbq - 5 days
Attachment - 11 days
TAIWAN!!! - 27 days
posted @02:15
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
PW over!!!!!!!!!
Dun ever stay up late on the night before handing in ur I&R! Esp if you have a working printer. So many people seem to flood towards you! Haha! Anw, OP is finally over!!! Lucky for my grp, our moderators arent TAT bad! Lucky for me, i didnt screw up! All is all that ends well. Think our grp has had a good start, endured a good process together, & ended fabulously! Of course, what better way to celebrate than to go for a class lunch cum dinner after that! Looking forward to tmr's class lunch after handing in our I&R! Officially NO MORE PW from tmr onwards! Haha! Shiok sia!
ME, WANYUN, HANTENG, MAZIAH, LINA!!!
I will miss all the days we met together to chiong our pw! Though only the fun & memoriable parts, not those when we were busy slogging like mad! :p
Thank you hanteng for all your 'mojo jojo' thing that kept our IT related stuffs in order! Who can forget all the complains u have about your brother & other ppl that has nv failed to 'entertain' us during pw meetings! :p Oh! Not forgetting your constant bickering whenever we were late for pw meeting. :p
Thank you maziah for being our chief editor for wr! Keeping everything in order when we thought we were going to die. Keeping your cool when we thought that the end of the world is near. & of course, staying up late into the night for our precious wr! Your beauty sleep shall not go to vain!
Thank you wanyun for constantly reminding us about things to look out for! Kept us prepared for Q&A & came up with suggestions after suggestions on how to improve our work! Of course, how can i forget her nervous & tensed feeling just before she answered any question given to her during Q&A! "Thank you hanteng!"
Thank you lina for all the laughters that you have induced us with. Your actions & words have never failed to amuse us time & time again! PW is no longer tat boring with you around! Of course, who can forget the amazing job you hv done during OP, making the moderators laugh though being the last speaker! CAPTAIN PLANET!
Lastly! Thank you myself! Haha! Quite thick-skin ah! :p
4 amazing people that entered my life
4 amazing memories that will remain in my mind for eternity
4 amazing stories that will be told
4 amazing angels that i m honoured to know
THANK YOU!!!!!!!! *bows*
And for those still working hard for their OP, ALL THE BEST! Enjoy the last few moments with those that stood next to you during these treacherous journey. Fight on!
Wonder how J2 life will be like without chinese & pw. Hope i hv loads of free time for me to slack like how it was like during sec 4. More time to go out with friends! Talking abt that, i have exactly 12 days to enjoy myself before i go for my attachment. Crap! I still must prepare my luggage & stuffs for taiwan trip coz wun hv much time during attachment. Intending to go our almost everyday, but from the look of things, my mom would most prob slaughter me alive. Cant wait for class bbq! Then TIP dance rehersal! Omg! So exciting! Man.. i m getting influenced by fiona & xuan..
Operation chix. Stage 2? Maybe? Whatever it is, i pity chix. Maybe backstabbing someone at the back all the time makes one regret & feel bad. Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps. Harmony is still the best.
My mind is still very confused now...
A chapter of my life is about to conclude, and another chapter begins. Chapters will remain chapters, hidden under new chapters that sprouts over it. Looking back, i decide to cherish this chapter, for priceless is an understatement.
Countdown to:
No more pw - 10 hours
Class bbq - 7 days
Attachment - 13 days
World Aid's Day - 24 days
TIP!!! - 29 days
posted @23:59
Friday, November 03, 2006
Chinese finally over!
YES! Chinese finally over! Feeling relief, yet anxious & afraid that i wouldn't achieve my desired results. It's that stupid feeling of not knowing wat you will get, scary & very tormenting! Only 1 yan yu to describe my feeling now: 谋事在人，成事在天！If i m fated to get what i desire to get, i will get it. Think that i didnt do my best. Promos was better. Hence, in theory, i shld get worse than a B. NOOO!!! What else can i do? Wait for April next yr then...
Enuf abt chinese. Had OP aft chinese. Shi said my eye contact was good! Haha! But my slides had last min changes, so my speech was basically impromptu! Haha! The slide on benefits was also taken over from lina & i was literally reading off lina's script! Haha! Shi was dozing off during that part! Guess he didnt see me 'sight reading'. :p
Bio olympiad training was next, followed by me gg back to vsco coz yingkai ask me to do so. Wanted to collect the concert scores, but then the scores given to me were so familiar, decided not to bring them home aft all! Haha! Rushed home to bath before meeting the tippers at chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp was fun! Each person paid $10. With the 9 of us, we effectively had $90 to spend on whatever food we want. Was late. Guess xuan was our waitress. Haha. Ate & chatted & had lots of fun! BEWARE! What you r abt to hear or read is utterly inhumane! Operation chix kicked into action. Indeed, it is as if we called upon operation chix upon ourselves, we ASKED for this to happen on us! I was shocked when i got the msg before i arrived. I thought we had reached a mutual agreement that operation chix shall not commence no matter wat in the future. Then, the signal came for engagement of operation chix. The commander gave the all-so-familiar 'i gtg' speech that was more fluent than any of our OP speeches. We did our part as 配角 (pei jiao - supporting actors) & before long, a 'SO EXCITING' adventure began! Adrenaline pumps deep within all our blood as sudden bursts of energy see us running like shadows disappearing behind alleys. Then, like ninjas, reappear beyond the enemies reach & sight. Of course, with every adventure, there has got to be a rendezvous point, where we enjoyed our fruits of labour. Well, enjoyed isnt exactly the word i would use. I guess we sorta 良心发现 (liang xin fa xian - sudden conscious of one's wrong doings) & began reflecting on our actions & operations. Yet, future endeavours never fail to surface despite someone's repetitive voicing of 'displeasure'. I sure hope operation chix doesnt happen again. It's not good for us whole. But i cant deny the fact that it has entertained us time & time again. 俗语说：路遥知马力，日就见人心。我们到底真的知道他的心了吗? 还是只在落井下石，火上加油？希望不会出事！
Haha! Sorry, just had chinese exam. Still in my chinese mode. Haha!
If there's one thing i will nv regret doing, that's join TIP! I LUV YOU GUYS TIPPERS! I cant imagine vj life without u all! You changed me, you shaped me, you made me who i m today, different from the me during 1st 3 months! I dunno if it's for the better or worse, but i still thank you for the fun induced into my life is priceless! I nv regret giving up a star for tip! TIP ROX! I can forsee us still gathering in future when we r finally out to work! Hope that everyone can forsee that too! Haha! Cant wait for sunday! SO EXCITING! Haha!
Fiona's & liang's bday bash video at xuan's house! Done by xuan!
Haha! Nice! ArGhZ! I didnt film down the part when liang was totally caught surprised by joan hiding behind the vending machine! Liang's expression was priceless!!! ArGhZ!!! Nvm.. All these 17 yr old peeps! All the best! Stay cheerful always! TIP wun be wat it is today without both of u! Haha!
RaNdOm CoMmEnTs On My BlOg Is BeGiNnInG tO aPpEaR iN mY bLoG!
Countdown:
To end of OP - 4 days!!!
To Taiwan trip - 33 days!!!
posted @23:59
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
HAPPY 17 BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIONA!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YING XIAN!
posted @23:59
Chinese sux!
Parkway lunch at treats with fred, hanteng & gladys was fun. :) Though it wasnt my idea of a class outing, having lunch with classmates is definitely the best thing that can happen, especially amidst a levels & op. Went home to spend 3 hours with my bed before watching goong & snoozing off in front of the com. 1 day left to chinese & nth done. Great..
Think that i m have a 'friends-orientated mind' after talking to fred over msn. Guess he's right, others may have a 'career-orientated mind'. Afterall, giving up one thing for another is still based on the reason one has for doing so, all governed by our ability to justify situations & come up with our own perceptions of things. Different people have different reasons for doing things. I guess when we come to a crossroad & choose to walk down one path thinking that it is the right one, somewhere along the way, it may just hit you that it may not be as perfect as you have perceived it to be. However, i m glad that i have not regretted trotting down the path i m in now. Though i did think abt the other path i could have taken. Others can take the other path, but i know that this path is meant for me. Thank you frederick! Haha!
Hmmm. Hope i dun regret in future.
Goong is so sad!!! Haiz.. Typical love story. I always have this qn about love stories: why are the guys always either too shy or too bold to mention their love to the girls? Haha! Just some random thoughts. Think i m too shy. :p
Some stories to brighten up your live, esp if u r bottled with academics & stuff. Haha!
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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
Moral of the story is: " Always allow the bosses to speak first"
************************************************************************************** Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
************************************************************************************************ An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
Lesson III - Never insult anyone.
************************************************************************************************** There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents do happen.
****************************************************************************************************** The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
Moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the ASSHOLE that is in charge.
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Came up with this myself.
What do you call 2 ants deeply in love & wanting to leave together after their parents have objected their marriage?
Antelope...
My mind is confused...
posted @22:42
